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(in which ardeth will not let his favorite person be taken away by some delinquent)

ardeth: “you’re not old enough to date, nyle, and you’re too good for some… some… (shudders) social media manager…”
garrett: “hey, i heard that! just because i’m not the future CEO of my dad’s company doesn’t mean i can’t provide your brother with a comfortable life- what’s important is that we love each other-”
ardeth: “do you hear him, nyle? love? ew. no. no, i am not going to let you marry this man. next thing i now he’s making you live his bohemian life and then you’re homeless-”
nyle: “…ardeth. ardeth he just asked me out for coffee.”
ardeth: “you’re just a child-”
nyle: “oh my god i’m TWENTY.”

(they do manage to go out for coffee and they start dating and eventually garrett is like “i’m in love with u can i call u baby” and nyle just laughs like “no, that’s weird. ardeth calls me baby.” and garrett is horrified “nyle i don’t think u realize that ardeth calling u baby… is weirder than me calling u baby… ok how about ummm darling?” and nyle laughs again “ardeth calls me that too, also sweetheart and honey and cupcake haha” and garrett is DONE like “does he know… that he is ur brother… and not ur boyfriend…”)

(edlin decides to go to college in scotland or london or somewhere else, she’s not sticking around for this mess, twin brother or not.)